Rabies

When the Sun goes down in Central Park in the winter it quickly reminds us that it is our paramount source of outdoor warmth.

I was bitten by a Squirrel in Battery Park.

It was kinda fun.

I may or may not have the rabies virus laying dormant in me.

After about 3 months of procrasting I thought it might be beneficial to seek out long overdue innoculations. My doctor seemed to think I was joking about the vicious squirrel attack and shrugged off my request. So I promptly and ferociously bit her.

She then not only obliged my request but decided it would be wise to innoculate herself as well.

Moral of the story is: Even if youre a notorious procastinator such as myself you can still get whatever you want in life...so long as you bite people and threaten them with potentially fatal viruses.

Cheers.